|Lincoln is just about ready to take this chair for a test drive.|
Just because we could, we decided to write our own quirky "Best Of" ad for the coffee table we're selling. It goes a little something like this:
Fine wooden coffee table in prime, seeks fresh companionship.I'm 54" long, 29" wide, and 17 1/4'' tall - what's not to like about that? ;) Not to mention my shapely legs and attractive tinted beveled glass in-lays . . . But, I'm not only about appearances you know. My finish is warm and inviting. And you can really count on me, to be the solid, level surface on which you can unload your coffee table books. I'm not much of a talker, but surrounded with good conversation, I'll listen contently - forever really. I have lived a pretty conservative lifestyle having come from a non-smoking home and all. But then again, I'm certainly not your average new kid on the block either. If you look closely you may see a small chip on one corner of my glass, but it is very tiny and most often hidden by the wood on which it rests . So what do you say? Will you give me a chance? Call or text (***)***-**** if you're interested.
For your enjoyment, I'm providing you a list of a few of our favorites from the Best of Craigslist list. :)
Shrunken Pet Head Amulet
Space Ship for Sale $3,500 or best offer.
Ferocious Attack Kitten
Autographed Copy of Plato's Republic
WE NEED A SMART PERSON
Taxidermied hamsters for sale
Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort
FREE DOG HOUSE
Human Cat for Adoption
What's the best Craigslist ad you've ever read and/or written?