"This just makes me absolutely sick. What a terrible day! I mean, it's one thing if a mass murderer has been killed, but our president? That is scary and horrible! This is not a good sign."
As it turns out, we talked to a couple of friends about the news we had just heard. They informed us, "Usama is dead! Not Obama!" "Oh!" we replied as relief flooded over us. We called the texter and discovered that in thinking "Usama Bin Laden", "Obama" had been typed out instead. Whew! What a drastic difference that made in the future of our country, and our moods!
I'm glad Michelle isn't suffering the loss of her husband, and that her girls aren't suffering the loss of their dad. Though he was a person too, it really is great news that a real tyrant is no longer plaguing the Earth - good ridens, Usama. And no, Geraldo, if Obama died - we would care. :)
Now with all that being said, Obama - since you're not really dead, I just want to let you know I hope the Republicans produce someone I can be proud to vote for in 2012, because I detest your policies. But, at least I don't dislike them so much that I wish you dead. We'll see you alive at the polls, Mr. President!